Jerusalem, ISRAEL — The Thideology Research Team announced Monday that an Israeli archaeologist and professor at Hebrew University claims to have pinpointed the location of the Jewish Temple. Anyone familiar with the Thideology Research Team will know the Team had absolutely nothing to do with the recent discovery and had no prior knowledge of it until it was reported on WorldNetDaily. Essentially, someone associated with the Thideology Research Team noticed the story while surfing the internet and thought it was “neat.”
In light of this recent discovery, however, the Research Team is now speeding up its plans to not travel to Jerusalem. Originally the Team had planned to not participate in an archaeological dig on Solomon’s Temple in the Summer of 2007, but these new developments necessitate not going much sooner than originally planned.
As always, the Thideology Research Team invites interested parties to not participate with them. If you have an interest in not going to Jerusalem with the Thideology Research Team you should know the Team favors The Jerusalem Hotel because of its colorful history and close proximity to the Old City of Jerusalem. You should not make your reservations as soon as possible to ensure you are not traveling with the Team.
