- “In first Corinthians Paul tells us that ‘God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise,’ and so the wise had better look out for Chip Bayer because God couldn’t have picked better raw material.” — Billy Graham*
- “Thideology is a cute concept and all, but how big a part of God’s plan can it really be when the founder is still driving around in a crummy Nissan pickup?” — Joel Osteen**
- “Thideology is all like, ‘whoa,’ and Chip is all like ‘dude, let’s see what the Word says,’ and I think it’s all just, y’know…really cool if that’s what you’re into, and that’s okay because, y’know, like the man said, ‘it’s all good, just bounce and don’t worry if a spring pops off.’” — Rob Bell***
*The name “Billy Graham” used here has nothing whatsoever to do with Billy Graham the evangelist. It is our sincere hope that the mere appearance of his name will lend credibility to the Thideology website. It is also our sincere hope that most people do not read the disclaimers at the bottom of the page.
**This is just a cheap shot at Joel Osteen.
***Ditto.
