Thideology Research Team makes actual discovery: Case File 011

THIDEOLOGY RESEARCH TEAM HEADQUARTERS, Somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere — A spokesman for the Thideology Research Team has confirmed that the Thideology Research Team recently discovered the Dead Sea Scrolls.

DeadSeaScrolls“It’s true,” the spokesman said. “I was there when the discovery was made. One of our interns was surfing along on the internet looking for a free upgrade to his Angry Birds app when all of a sudden — BLAM — we ran headlong into the Dead Sea Scrolls. Yep, we are proud to announce to the whole world that the whole thing has been uploaded to the internet and can be viewed at”

The Leon Levy Dead Sea Scrolls Digital Library is, in fact, available online. Using the world’s most advanced imaging technology, the Digital Library preserves thousands of scroll fragments, including the oldest known copies of biblical texts and makes then available to the public for the first time.

When reminded about the fact that the Dead Sea Scrolls were actually discovered in a cave in Qumran in 1947 and that the Thideology Research Team could not really claim to have “discovered” the Dead Sea Scrolls, the spokesman had this to say:

“Well, sure, if you want to get picky about it.”

About Chip
Chip is a graduate of Ouachita Baptist University in Arkadelphia, AR and Mid-America Baptist Theological Seminary in Memphis, TN. He served more than five years on the staff of the State Convention of Baptists in Indiana as Director of Communications and Public Relations, editor of the Indiana Baptist newsjournal, and regular contributor to the Baptist Press, the official news service of the Southern Baptist Convention. He currently earns his living as a writer. He serves his local church as a teacher and deacon and his local Baptist Association as a Seminary Extension instructor and supply preacher.

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